――５年後。 山と森と田しかない、はっきり言ってしまえばド田舎の十字路

――５年後。

山と森と田しかない、はっきり言ってしまえばド田舎の十字路。

「参ったな」

そう呟いたのは赤髪灼眼の少年だった。
見た所の年齢は１２、３歳。中性的な顔立ちで、カーキー色の短パンにジャケット、そしてハンチング帽と言う出で立ちだ。
そこは群馬県の山奥の集落……神は深いため息をついていた。

「……あの世界に遊びに行こうと思っていたら……彼のレベルはまだ１０００には届いていないじゃいないか」

しばし歩き、神はバス停へと辿り着いた。
別に、バスに乗るつもりも無いけれど……つまりは、彼の目的はバス停に備え付けられている、古ぼけたベンチだ。

「どっこいしょ」

溜息と共に、神は頭を抱え込んだ。

「あの世界に転移する為の中継地点としてここを選んだってのに……まさか……順平君がレベル１０００に達していないとは……これは想定外。いや、正直、ボク、ノリノリだったんだよ？ 狭間の迷宮に関与する気マンマンだったんだよ！？」

そして、彼はその場で叫んだ。

「あああああああああああああ！ イライラするうううううううううううううううう！！！！！！！！！！」

そうして、彼はパチンと指先を鳴らした。

すると――微かに、地面が揺れた。


――何が起きていたのかを具体的に説明すると、地球の奥底、マントルに近い部分で、とある変異が起きていた。

その結果として……通常では地震の起きにくい地域、ロシアにおいて、マグニチュード７．８を超える地震が起きたのだが、それはまた別の話。


「良し、多少は気が紛れた」

そこで、神は顔面を蒼白とさせた。

「ロシア……あの国はテトリースと言う名作ゲームを作った国……しまった……」

がっくりとうなだれ、彼は傍らに置かれていた鞄から、駄菓子――美味い棒を取り出した。

「まあ……美味い棒のチーズ味があれば、それで良いか」

何でも無さそうに気を取り直した神は、そこで首を左方に向けて、そして頷いた。

――ぽっ、ぽっ、ぽっ、ぽっ。

いつのまにやら、神――否、少年の前には、２メートルを超える、長身の美女が立ちはだかっていた。

そして、少年に向けて、笑みを浮かべる。

それに応じて、少年も笑みを浮かべた。

そこで、長身の女は大きく頷いて、艶のある微笑を少年に送った。

そうして、少年を抱きすくめるべく、両手を差し出し――

――その両手の手首は、少年の両掌によって掴まれた。

「……ぽっ？」

軽く小首を傾げる女に、少年はクスリと笑う。

「あの世界基準では、魅了スキル……達人級と言った所か」

想定外の事態に、どう反応したものか……と長身の女は小首を傾げたまま、困ったような表情を作った。

そこで、少年は長身の女の手首を捻りあげた。

具体的にいうと――逆関節が完全に極まった。

苦痛に女は顔を歪め、少年は愉悦に顔を歪めた。

「……集合意識。都市伝説……その元ネタとされる妖魔の類だね」

「ぽっ……」


「そして、彼を追っている……か。これは面白そうだ。だが、このままでは……少し、狭間の迷宮に行くには……力が弱いね。これでは彼がレベル１０００には達しない。いや、それ以前に、下手をすれば高ランク冒険者に打ち取られかねないレベルだ」

そして、少年は女の両手首から掌を外し、パンと手を叩いた。

「僕は、僕による、僕の為の演劇の舞台を整えているんだ……だから君に力を授けよう。君に対し、彼がどう対処すか……見物だしね。本番……復讐の前に、そこで彼が命を落としたとしても、それはそれで喜劇としては面白い」

「……ぽ？」

ポカンとした表情の女――八尺様に、少年は掌をかざした。

「遠慮する事は無いよ、これは元々は君の力だ。人間達の持つ集合的無意識――都市伝説の怪異となったキミへの、これは正当な評価。ボクは宙に漂うぼんやりとした、その集合的無意識に志向性を与え、それを元ネタのキミに還元したに過ぎない。創造神である僕は完全なる別格として……まあ、人間たちの思う神ってのは実在するんだよ。人間の作り出した神魔の数々……その大体は信仰心やあるいは伝承上の恐怖、ありとあらゆる人類と言う種としての、その集合的無意識に基づき――発生したモノだ。そして君も、それらとは規模は違えど、都市伝説の中に生きる化生の類でもあるんだ。つまり、下級とは言え――」

そして、続けた。

「――神の眷属となる資格がある。そして、神であれば……次元を渡る事も可能だ」

って事で……と神は、再度掌をパシンと叩いた。


「行ってらっしゃいっ！」


そうして、八尺様は突然に現れた、異世界へのゲートを潜ることになった。

ผลลัพธ์ (อังกฤษ) 1:

--Five years later. Delphi, mountain and forest and rice field only rural crossroads.A "me" It was red haze boy muttered. Point of view, age is 12, and 3-year-old. In a neutral face, Khaki short collarless jacket, and hat on the bread and say that. There's a village deep in the mountains of Gunma prefecture. He had a deep sigh.「…… I was going to play in the world. His levels were not reached 1,000 yet or not it's not. He arrive to the bus station and walk for a while. But not going to ride the bus. That's his purpose bench attached to the bus stop and old."Plump campers. With a sigh, he held the head."I chose this as a transit point for the transition to the world though. Don't tell me And jumpei you have not reached the level 1000. It's the unexpected. No, honestly, I was excited? I have a mind to participate in the labyrinth of narrow! 」 And he cried on the spot."Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah! Frustrating uuuu uuuu uuuu uuuu! 」 Then he rang the flick of a finger. --Subtly, then shook the ground. --And specifically explain what was happening in the depths of the Earth, the mantle near the Aru mutation has occurred. As a result. In the usually robust seismic region, Russia's magnitude 7. Earthquake with more than eight, but it is also another story."The middle is somewhat. Was there, God, face pale."Russia. That country is made to say Tetris classic game. I... " With anyone, he is from the bag had been placed beside the candy--delicious stick pulled out."Well... Have the taste of a delicious cheese in it? " There is a God who do anything be no neck on the left side look, and nodded. -BBW, chubby, BBW, BBW. Any time soon and God--, exceeds 2 meters in front of the boy, and this was because of the tall beauty. And wear a smile toward the boy. Accordingly, the boy floated the smile. Then to say tall woman I sent a boy to shine a smile. Then to 抱kisukumeru boy, holding out his hands-- --Wrist that hands are complained by the fist of a boy.「…… BBW? 」 Woman gently tilts a boy laugh and meds."Enchant skill is that global standards. Where swelling and said. One response to unexpected situations. And made a left tilted a tall woman like face. The boy gave twist tall woman's wrist. Specifically--reverse joint was completely reached. She grimaced in pain, the boy is enjoying a distorted face.「…… Collective consciousness. Urban legend. Apparitions are the roots and seeds."Voluptuous...""And chasing him. Or not. This looks interesting. It is at this time. To go a little bit, in the labyrinth of narrow. Power is weak. In this he does not reach the level 1000. No, prior to that, bad if you rank high levels could be 打chi取ra to the adventurer. Then disconnect the hand from the woman's wrists boy slapped hands with bread."Are poised to stage plays for me by me, I'm... So you give your power. For you, deal with him somewhere. Sights and sounds. Production... Even ago the revenge so he died, it is so funny as comedy.「…… Po? 」 Woman in the face with pocan--8 feet like a boy held up a hand."I have nothing to hold back, this is the power of you originally. Collective unconscious in humans--to the grotesque and Kimi of the urban legend, it is a legitimate assessment. I gave of the collective unconscious that vague, drifting in the air, it was reduced to the original Kimi; To me, a God of creation as an entire class. God well, human beings think of is I'm real. A number of man-made shinma. And most of them are based on the collective unconscious as a species or traditional faith and fear, all human beings, the--things that occurred. And you, too, and their scale was different, but just a few, there live urban legend in a review of. In other words, although the lower--" And continued."A qualified attendant to the God. And if God. Across the dimensions is possible. I thing. And he again beat passion and Palm."Go go not up! 」 So, is 8 feet suddenly to got to dive into the gate of the world showed up.

ผลลัพธ์ (อังกฤษ) 2:

- After five years. There are only mountains and forests and fields, clearly I said do once you rural crossroads. "Wreck was Do not" of so muttered was was a boy of red hair灼眼. The age of the place that saw 12 or 13 years old. In androgynous features, but outfits that say jacket in Albuquerque color of the shorts, and a flat cap. There is deep in the mountains of the village ...... God of Gunma Prefecture, was with a deep sigh. "...... Or not has not been reached in the ...... His level still 1000 I thought of going to play in that world," often to walk, God has arrived to the bus stop. Separately, but going to be not to ride the bus ...... That is, his purpose has been equipped to the bus stop, but timeworn bench. "Dokkoisho" along with the sigh, God's racking his head. "Unexpected ...... this is the ...... No way ...... Junpei-kun though I chose here as a relay point for transition to that world has not reached the level 1000. No, honestly, I, I was in high spirits I?'m was a gas-Man Man involved in Between labyrinth!? " and, he cried on the spot. "Ah ah ah ah ah Oh Oh! Frustrating uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh !!!!!!!!!!" Then, he rang the snap and fingertips. Then - faint, the ground shook. - And what is specifically described what was happening, the earth deep inside, in the part close to the mantle, shall be deemed to be replaced mutations had occurred. As a result ...... in a normal earthquake occurred difficult area, in Russia, but I earthquake happened more than magnitude 7.8, it is also another story. "Good, somewhat mind was undeniably" So, God was the face and pallor. "Russia ...... ...... That country had country ... made ​​a masterpiece game called Tetorisu" bowed the score, he is from the bag that had been placed beside, candy - was taken out of the delicious bar. "If there is a cheese-flavored Well ...... delicious bar, so good or" the God who retaken care likely anything lack, where towards the neck to the left, and nodded. - Pop, pop, pop, pop. Yara Since when, God - not, in front of the boy, more than 2 meters tall beautiful woman had been confronted. Then, towards the boy, it puts a smile. In response, the boy was also a smile. So, a woman of tall nodded big, sent the boy a shiny smile. Then, in order to Dakisukumeru the boy, he held out his hands - - wrist of his hands, was gripped by both the palm of the boy. "...... Pop?" Lightly woman incline the Kokubi, boy laugh and medicine. "In that world standards, fascinated skills ...... or master class with the said place" in an unexpected situation, what remains a woman of or ...... and tall those reaction was tilted her Kokubi, made ​​a troubled, such as facial expressions It was. So, the boy was raised twisting the wrist of a woman of tall. Specifically - reverse joint was Kiwama' completely. Pain in the woman distort the face, the boy was distort the face to volupte. "... Collective consciousness. That's kind of the mystics that is urban legend ... its original story," "pop ..." "And, whether ... that are chasing him. It's interesting. But, ... in this state a little bit, I weak ...... force to go to Between labyrinth. This does not reach him the level 1000. no, it previously, it is the level that could be Uchitora to high rank adventurer if the poor. " and, boy remove the palm from the wrists of the woman, it hits the bread and hand. "I, according to me, will bestow me ...... So force to you I'm established a stage of the theater for. With respect to you, I He's copper deal carded ...... sightseeing. Production ...... of revenge before, where even as he died, it is it funny as a comedy " ?" ...... po " pow and the facial expression of a woman - to eight feet like, boy held up a palm. "Able to refrain'm not, this is up to you to force originally collective unconscious possessed by human beings -.. To Kimi became grotesque of urban legend, this is a legitimate evaluation I and vaguely drifting in the air It was, the collective unconscious to give intentionality, ... Well, is real for me God think of human beings it not only was reduced to the original story Kimi. as I Naru completely exceptional is the creator deity do it by a number of human produced was Kamima ...... its about the faith and or tradition on terror, as a species that say all kinds of human beings, on the basis of the collective unconscious -.. but things that have occurred and also you , etc. scale Chigae is with them, it's also a metaplasia of the kind live in the urban legend that is, although the junior -. " and, continued. "-. There is a qualification to become a Kin of God and, also possible but that across the ...... dimension if it is God" is ...... and God in me that, hitting the Pashin the palm again. "Tsu Have a nice day!" Then, eight feet like appeared suddenly, had to dive the gate to a different world.

ผลลัพธ์ (อังกฤษ) 3:

- 5 years later.Only the fields and mountains and clear of the country make a crossroads."My"Shakugan no Shana red-haired boy was so he muttered.At the age of 12 or 13 years old. Neutral in the face of the jacket Khaki Shorts, and she says hunting cap.There is a mountain village in Gunma Prefecture... There he sighed deeply."... If you wanted to go to play in the world... He is still in the level reached 1000 not? "He often walks, and got to the bus stop.Separately, but... There is no going to get on the bus... That is, with the purpose of him at the bus stop, the old bench."Well,"With a sigh, God in his head.The relay point for transition to the world "I choose here... Because... I never... Junpei and you have not reached the level of 1000...,... This is unexpected. Honestly, no, me, were you? Mind was involved in the labyrinth of narrow Manman!? "And he cried."Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! Cloudburst cloudburst cloudburst cloudburst cloudburst cloudburst frustrating!!!!!!!!!! "Then, he snapped.Then, the faint in the ground.Whether or not what happened -- specifically, the depths of the earth, close to the mantle, certain mutations.As a result... And... In the normal region is difficult to occur in Russia, earthquake, earthquake magnitude is greater than 7.8 happened, that"s another story."I feel very good,"Therefore, God and pale face."Russia... The country made a masterpiece game releases and say that country... I... "His head from his bag, he put aside the delicious candy bar."Well... If the taste of delicious cheese sticks, it is good. "Take heart to God without anything to do, where to turn left, and nodded.,,,, etc.She is a God - nay, in front of the boy more than 2 meters, the way of love.And the boy smiled.Accordingly, if the boy with a smile.Therefore, the big tall woman with a nod, smile is charming.Then, in order to hug obstinate boy held out both hands.-- both wrists, gripped by the hand of the boy."... I? "Lightly on her head, the woman and the boy laughs meds."The world standard in the skill... You said "master classIn an unexpected situation, what"s the reaction... The tall woman with her head on one side, and made to look like.Therefore, the boy gave a tall woman wrist twist.Reverse joint specifically and completely.Pain in her face, the boy"s face distorted in joy."... Collective consciousness. Urban legend:... The ghost is said to be the source of it. ""I...""The... Chasing him... . This sounds interesting. However, in the... Like this... A little bit, go to the labyrinth... Between... The force is weak. He does not reach this level. No, before that, if a person of high rank 打ち取ら adventure could do bad level. "The boy is removed from the palm of her wrists, bread and clapped his hands.I, I,... Of the drama stage for me... So I give you power. For you, what is the deal with him... I see. The production... In front of revenge, and there he died, it is an interesting comedy in it. ""... With? "Blank expression: Yasaka girl, boy"s palm."No, this is not originally your power. One of our collective unconscious -- and the mystery of an urban legend, this is just for you. I am floating and blurry, collective unconscious intentionality, just give it to you as a source of reduction. I am the God of creation as special and perfect... Well, I really think of God to men. A lot of people... God, demon... Its about faith and fear or tradition