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閑話 「邪神ダークマター降臨」「塩田さ〜ん」「はい」 受付に呼ばれ、い
閑話 「邪神ダークマター降臨」
「塩田さ〜ん」
「はい」
受付に呼ばれ、いそいそと生活保護相談窓口へと向かう。
「塩田さん。君ね、もう受給できないよ」
「ええっ、どうしてですか！」
開口一番そいつはとんでもないことを口走る。生活保護、いわゆるナマポは邪神ダークマターの現在唯一の資金源である。それが受給できないとなると俺の邪神生活は根底から覆ってしまう。俺は大いに狼狽えた。
「あのね、本来生活保護は働く意欲はあるが働けない事情がある方に受給されるのですよ。あなた、どう見たって働けるでしょう！」
ば、ばかな！
俺の演技、もとい俺の鬱から発する働けないオーラは完璧なはずだが……。
「いや、でも、このところ頭が痛くて持病の鬱も治ってないんです。とても働けないんですが――」
「あのね、働きたくないという理由では受給資格なんかありませんよ。それに鬱というなら診断書を持ってきて下さい」
何だと……俺を疑うのか！
だいたい窓口はいつも木下さんなのに、どうしたんだ？
まさか、首になったのか？
何てことだ！ あんなに楽に、もといあんなに俺を理解し淡々と業務をこなしてくれた木下さんがいなくなろうとは思いもしなかった。それに、診断書は木下さんに提出済みなのに、どうして今更必要なんだよ。
「診断書は前任の方に渡してますけど……」
俺の言葉を聞くと受付の男はファイルからその書類を取り出す。
「あなたね、確かに診断書あったけどもう十年も前の診断書で無効ですよ。もう治っているでしょう！」
「い、いえ、まだ完治していません」
「それならまた新しく診断書を提出してください」
「前回の受給は新しい診断書なんて出さなくても良かったはずですけど――」
「今は市長が代わって審査が厳しくなっているんです。特にこの地区は不正受給者が多いから特に厳しくしろとお達しを受けているんです」
なんだと!? 余計な真似を……。
市長なら他にもやることがあるだろうが。無駄な図書館を作ったり、無駄な出張に行ったりと市長らしいことをしやがれ！
俺の唯一の財源をカットしやがって……。
どうする？ 交渉してみるか。お金さえ先にもらえば後はなんとかなる、というか後のことはまた何か策を考えよう。今は今月分の受給だ。
「今、手持ちのお金がないんです。後で持ってきますから受給を先にしてもらえませんか？」
「だめです。どうしてもお金がいるのなら働いたらどうですか？」
そう言って受付の男は就職情報誌を渡すと、帰れといわんばかりに追い出しにかかった。
くっ、愚かな小市民が、俺を誰だと思ってやがる……。
俺は邪神ダークマターだぞ！ 何が不正受給だ、愚か者！
誰のおかげでのうのうと暮らしていけると思っている。邪神の偉大な力があればこそ、地球が無事にあるのだ。俺がいなければ地球などあっという間に邪悪なる者共に乗っ取られていただろう。
俺はそうぼやきながら福祉事務所を後にする。
ぐぅ〜と腹が鳴った。そういえば朝から何も食べていない。ボケットから財布を取り出し、中身を確認する。
――所持金は三十八円、おにぎり一つ買えやしない。
兵糧攻め、古典的だがダメージはデカい。邪悪なる者共め、やりおるわい。
そう、奴らは邪神ダークマターを恐れてとうとう国家権力にまで手を伸ばし、その資金源をつぶしにかかったというわけだ。今まで受給できていたのが、今回できなかったからくりはそこにある。
しかし、国家も情けない。邪悪なる者どもにいいように操られおって……。
まったく情けない、情けないぞ！ 国家ともあろうものが！
俺は一人ブランコに乗りながら叫び続けた。
数十分後……
はぁ～就職か……。
先ほど渡された就職情報誌をぺらぺらとめくってみる。「明るくアットホームな会社です。やりがいのある仕事が出来ます」と書いてある。
……何が明るくアットホームな会社だ。どうせそんな会社は社員旅行や飲み会が半ば強制参加なんだろう。そして、その輪から外れようものなら吊るし上げ、いじめ行為に発展するに違いない。
騙されんぞ！ ブラックめが！
次のページをめくる。「ヤル気ある人材求む。頑張り次第で店長候補、幹部候補になれる。あなたの夢を叶えよう」と書いてある。
……やる気ある人材求むぅ？ 夢かなぅ？ このような精神論を語る会社はビジネスと根性論を勘違いしてやがる。どうせノルマを達成できなければ、時代錯誤的な体罰や精神的追い込みがあるのだろう。
騙されんぞ！ ブラックめが！
俺は就職情報誌を隅から隅まで吟味していったが、どれも箸にも棒にもかからぬブラック企業しか載っていなかった。
ふ、ふ、大衆は騙せても邪神ダークマターは騙されんぞ！ あっはっはっは！
俺は一人、ジャングルジムの頂点に立ち叫び続けた。
三十分後……
はぁ～同志井上を頼るか……。
俺の長年の友人だった井上、奴に金を借りて当座を凌ぐという手もある。
ここは頭を下げ――いや、もう奴は同志ではない。奴は決定的な裏切りをしでかしたのだ。何が「塩田ももういい年なんだから将来の事をきちんと考えろ」だ。ちょっと就職出来たからと言って偉そうに。
せいぜい資本主義の豚共に搾取される人生を歩むんだな。
可哀そうに、もうお前は人生の奴隷になったも同然だ。元は邪神ダークマターとともに戦う同志であったのに、情けない。
しかも、井上は「エルフをこよなく愛する会」の会長をしており、俺は長年その副会長として奴を支えてきた……。
それなのに俺の窮状に手も差し伸べてくれない。この恩知らずめが！
ふん、もう友などいらぬ。親からもとうに見捨てられている。そして、今日国家からも見捨てられた。
邪悪なる者共め。まさにＡＢＣＤ包囲網並みにプレッシャーを与えてくる。こういう時こそ俺には支援が必要だというのに……
いいさ、いいさ、どうせ俺には味方など誰一人としていないのだ。
両親、友人、国家、全ての愚かなる者共よ。そこまで俺に敵意をむき出しにするのならこちらにも考えがある。
最終作戦を実行する時が来たようだ。
作戦名「アタックトラックザマネー」
作戦は実にシンプルだ。まずは道路脇に潜む。そして、できるだけスピードのゆるやかな車を探す。別に車はトラックでなくても構わない。最後はその車にダイブするだけである。
すると、どうだ！ いつのまにか資金が手元にあふれてくるという寸法だ。
俺は公園を出ると、見通しの悪い道路脇に隠れるように佇む。トラック、バス、乗用車がスピードを出しながら傍を通過していく。
……い、痛そうだな。
行き交う車は、時速七十キロは出ている。ぶつかったらミンチになるかも。
いや、何を弱気になっている！
俺は世界を壊し世界を創りかえる男、邪神ダークマターだ。車如きに恐れを抱いてどうする。俺は選ばれし存在、死ぬことはない。
そうして心を奮い立たせて隠れ見守ること数十分、徐行してくるトラックを見つけた。トラックをよく見てみる。
×○建設……。
大手ゼネコンだ。どうせ、政治家と癒着してあくどく稼いでいるのだろう。
ふっ。その資金、邪神ダークマターが貰い受けよう！
トラックが横切る頃合いを見計らい一気に飛び出す。
「俺は邪神ダーク――って、いきなりスピードを上げてんじゃねぇ――ごばっ！」
そして、俺はそのまま意識を失ったのだった。
「塩田さ〜ん」
「はい」
受付に呼ばれ、いそいそと生活保護相談窓口へと向かう。
「塩田さん。君ね、もう受給できないよ」
「ええっ、どうしてですか！」
開口一番そいつはとんでもないことを口走る。生活保護、いわゆるナマポは邪神ダークマターの現在唯一の資金源である。それが受給できないとなると俺の邪神生活は根底から覆ってしまう。俺は大いに狼狽えた。
「あのね、本来生活保護は働く意欲はあるが働けない事情がある方に受給されるのですよ。あなた、どう見たって働けるでしょう！」
ば、ばかな！
俺の演技、もとい俺の鬱から発する働けないオーラは完璧なはずだが……。
「いや、でも、このところ頭が痛くて持病の鬱も治ってないんです。とても働けないんですが――」
「あのね、働きたくないという理由では受給資格なんかありませんよ。それに鬱というなら診断書を持ってきて下さい」
何だと……俺を疑うのか！
だいたい窓口はいつも木下さんなのに、どうしたんだ？
まさか、首になったのか？
何てことだ！ あんなに楽に、もといあんなに俺を理解し淡々と業務をこなしてくれた木下さんがいなくなろうとは思いもしなかった。それに、診断書は木下さんに提出済みなのに、どうして今更必要なんだよ。
「診断書は前任の方に渡してますけど……」
俺の言葉を聞くと受付の男はファイルからその書類を取り出す。
「あなたね、確かに診断書あったけどもう十年も前の診断書で無効ですよ。もう治っているでしょう！」
「い、いえ、まだ完治していません」
「それならまた新しく診断書を提出してください」
「前回の受給は新しい診断書なんて出さなくても良かったはずですけど――」
「今は市長が代わって審査が厳しくなっているんです。特にこの地区は不正受給者が多いから特に厳しくしろとお達しを受けているんです」
なんだと!? 余計な真似を……。
市長なら他にもやることがあるだろうが。無駄な図書館を作ったり、無駄な出張に行ったりと市長らしいことをしやがれ！
俺の唯一の財源をカットしやがって……。
どうする？ 交渉してみるか。お金さえ先にもらえば後はなんとかなる、というか後のことはまた何か策を考えよう。今は今月分の受給だ。
「今、手持ちのお金がないんです。後で持ってきますから受給を先にしてもらえませんか？」
「だめです。どうしてもお金がいるのなら働いたらどうですか？」
そう言って受付の男は就職情報誌を渡すと、帰れといわんばかりに追い出しにかかった。
くっ、愚かな小市民が、俺を誰だと思ってやがる……。
俺は邪神ダークマターだぞ！ 何が不正受給だ、愚か者！
誰のおかげでのうのうと暮らしていけると思っている。邪神の偉大な力があればこそ、地球が無事にあるのだ。俺がいなければ地球などあっという間に邪悪なる者共に乗っ取られていただろう。
俺はそうぼやきながら福祉事務所を後にする。
ぐぅ〜と腹が鳴った。そういえば朝から何も食べていない。ボケットから財布を取り出し、中身を確認する。
――所持金は三十八円、おにぎり一つ買えやしない。
兵糧攻め、古典的だがダメージはデカい。邪悪なる者共め、やりおるわい。
そう、奴らは邪神ダークマターを恐れてとうとう国家権力にまで手を伸ばし、その資金源をつぶしにかかったというわけだ。今まで受給できていたのが、今回できなかったからくりはそこにある。
しかし、国家も情けない。邪悪なる者どもにいいように操られおって……。
まったく情けない、情けないぞ！ 国家ともあろうものが！
俺は一人ブランコに乗りながら叫び続けた。
数十分後……
はぁ～就職か……。
先ほど渡された就職情報誌をぺらぺらとめくってみる。「明るくアットホームな会社です。やりがいのある仕事が出来ます」と書いてある。
……何が明るくアットホームな会社だ。どうせそんな会社は社員旅行や飲み会が半ば強制参加なんだろう。そして、その輪から外れようものなら吊るし上げ、いじめ行為に発展するに違いない。
騙されんぞ！ ブラックめが！
次のページをめくる。「ヤル気ある人材求む。頑張り次第で店長候補、幹部候補になれる。あなたの夢を叶えよう」と書いてある。
……やる気ある人材求むぅ？ 夢かなぅ？ このような精神論を語る会社はビジネスと根性論を勘違いしてやがる。どうせノルマを達成できなければ、時代錯誤的な体罰や精神的追い込みがあるのだろう。
騙されんぞ！ ブラックめが！
俺は就職情報誌を隅から隅まで吟味していったが、どれも箸にも棒にもかからぬブラック企業しか載っていなかった。
ふ、ふ、大衆は騙せても邪神ダークマターは騙されんぞ！ あっはっはっは！
俺は一人、ジャングルジムの頂点に立ち叫び続けた。
三十分後……
はぁ～同志井上を頼るか……。
俺の長年の友人だった井上、奴に金を借りて当座を凌ぐという手もある。
ここは頭を下げ――いや、もう奴は同志ではない。奴は決定的な裏切りをしでかしたのだ。何が「塩田ももういい年なんだから将来の事をきちんと考えろ」だ。ちょっと就職出来たからと言って偉そうに。
せいぜい資本主義の豚共に搾取される人生を歩むんだな。
可哀そうに、もうお前は人生の奴隷になったも同然だ。元は邪神ダークマターとともに戦う同志であったのに、情けない。
しかも、井上は「エルフをこよなく愛する会」の会長をしており、俺は長年その副会長として奴を支えてきた……。
それなのに俺の窮状に手も差し伸べてくれない。この恩知らずめが！
ふん、もう友などいらぬ。親からもとうに見捨てられている。そして、今日国家からも見捨てられた。
邪悪なる者共め。まさにＡＢＣＤ包囲網並みにプレッシャーを与えてくる。こういう時こそ俺には支援が必要だというのに……
いいさ、いいさ、どうせ俺には味方など誰一人としていないのだ。
両親、友人、国家、全ての愚かなる者共よ。そこまで俺に敵意をむき出しにするのならこちらにも考えがある。
最終作戦を実行する時が来たようだ。
作戦名「アタックトラックザマネー」
作戦は実にシンプルだ。まずは道路脇に潜む。そして、できるだけスピードのゆるやかな車を探す。別に車はトラックでなくても構わない。最後はその車にダイブするだけである。
すると、どうだ！ いつのまにか資金が手元にあふれてくるという寸法だ。
俺は公園を出ると、見通しの悪い道路脇に隠れるように佇む。トラック、バス、乗用車がスピードを出しながら傍を通過していく。
……い、痛そうだな。
行き交う車は、時速七十キロは出ている。ぶつかったらミンチになるかも。
いや、何を弱気になっている！
俺は世界を壊し世界を創りかえる男、邪神ダークマターだ。車如きに恐れを抱いてどうする。俺は選ばれし存在、死ぬことはない。
そうして心を奮い立たせて隠れ見守ること数十分、徐行してくるトラックを見つけた。トラックをよく見てみる。
×○建設……。
大手ゼネコンだ。どうせ、政治家と癒着してあくどく稼いでいるのだろう。
ふっ。その資金、邪神ダークマターが貰い受けよう！
トラックが横切る頃合いを見計らい一気に飛び出す。
「俺は邪神ダーク――って、いきなりスピードを上げてんじゃねぇ――ごばっ！」
そして、俺はそのまま意識を失ったのだった。
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Gossip "false god dark matter Advent"
"Shiota of N ~"
"Yes" is called to accept, we head to with alacrity welfare consultation. "Shiota's. I kun, and I can no longer receiving" "Ee~tsu, Why!" the very beginning that person will blurt out that outrageous. Welfare, so-called Namapo is currently the only funding source of false god dark matter. My false god living it and is it not possible beneficiaries would be covered from the ground. I was greatly dismayed. "You know, I'll I be beneficiaries for those where there is a situation that is not able to work, but there is essentially welfare work motivation. You will able to work if I saw!" If, and stupid! My acting, based on aura that can not work emanating from my depression but should perfect .... ". No, but, this place I do not head have healed also painful chronic disease of depression is I do not very able to work, but -" . "You know, the reason that I do not want to work I do not have something eligibility And diagnosis if say depression Please bring a book, " What do ...... do me a doubt for! To roughly window is a always Kinoshita, it was copper? No way, and what you were fired? Oh my god! In so much easier, so much the group would not have the Kinoshita who have doing the indifferently business to understand me I did not even think. And, even though medical certificate is a pre-submitted to the Kinoshita, Why'm at this late hour necessary. "Medical certificate is ...... but we pass toward the former" man of the reception to hear my words retrieve the documents from the file. "I you, I is invalid certainly I had a medical certificate is also another ten years in front of a medical certificate. Will have already healed!" and "There, it can be said, has not yet fully recovered." "Well also new medical certificate Please submit to "the "I should was good even without previous beneficiaries is issued Nante new medical certificate -" . "Now I'm the mayor has become strict examination on behalf of especially this district unauthorized recipients and because there are many to do it is "have received particularly strictly white and Otasshi and that's what!? and ...... extra imitate. Although there will be things to do to others if the mayor. You can create a wasteful library, it is Ya scree that seems useless mayor to be and go on a business trip! ...... My only been cut Ya want the financial resources. WHAT YOU DO? Or try to negotiate. Money even becomes somehow after if I get ahead, things will also consider the measures after something or rather. Now it's receipt of this month. "Now, I do not have on hand the money. Later it got Could you before the beneficiaries because you have?" and "is useless. What about? When you work you are absolutely there is money," the man of the reception say so If you pass the employment information magazine, it took to drive out to go home and Iwanbakari. Damn, stupid small citizens, I think me and Who Ya want .... I'm a false god dark matter! What's unauthorized receipt, fool! We are thought to be able live in To Nounou anyone of thanks. Only if there is a great power of the false god, but the earth is in the safe. If there are no I would have been hijacked in the blink of an eye evil Monodomo such as global. I will be after the welfare office while so Boyaki. Gu~u ~ belly rang. Nothing do not eat from morning Speaking. Remove the wallet from Boketto, to confirm the contents. - Possession gold thirty-eight yen, not palm buy one rice ball. Tactics Trombone, classic but but damage is big. Evil Monodomo Me and Nikki spear. So, guys reach out to the finally state power for fear of false god dark matter, I mean that it took to crush its funding sources. The that was able to receipt until now, there could not be this contraption. However, the State is also pathetic. O~tsu manipulated to say to the evil person Our be .... Totally miserable, and miserable! What would also nations! I continued to cry while riding in one swing. Several tens of minutes after ...... Huh-employment or .... We try to flip through To fluent employment information magazine that was passed earlier. It is written that the "bright and is at home company. You can rewarding work". ...... What's bright at home company. Anyway such company I wonder forced participation mid employees travel and drinking. Then, raise hung if that will Hazureyo from the wheel, it must develop into bullying behavior. Deceived Renzo! Me black! You turn the next page. "Dial mind there is personnel wanted. My best as soon as in the store manager candidate, get used to executive candidates. I will Kanaeyo your dreams," it is written. ...... Motivated some to human resources wanted ~U? Dream or the Na? Company says such spirit theory by misunderstanding the business and guts theory Ya want. If it is not anyway able to achieve the quota, probably there is anachronistic of corporal punishment and mental homestretch. Deceived Renzo! Me black! I have began to examine the employment information magazine from corner to corner, which did not even listed only black companies also unexpected take even to stick to chopsticks. Fall, Fall, masses Renzo deceived the false god dark matter even fool! Ahhahhahha! I'm one person, I continued to cry Standing at the top of the jungle gym. Thirty minutes later ...... ...... or rely Huh ~ comrades Inoue. Inoue was my longtime friend, there is also the hand that surpass the current guy in with the help of gold. This lowers the head - no, not another guy comrade. Guy we had perpetrated a decisive betrayal. What's "Yantian also Think properly about the future because I'm a another good year." And bossy in to say that because a little can employment. It's at best go through life being exploited in pig both of capitalism. Poor thing, also tantamount became another you life of slavery. Even though the original was a comrade to fight along with the false god dark matter, and pathetic. Moreover, Inoue is the president of "loves meeting the elf," I have supported him for many years as its vice-president .... Yet not it also lends hand to my plight. This ungrateful th! Droppings, unexpected need like another friend. It has also been long ago abandoned by the parent. And, it was also abandoned by the State today. Evil Monodomo Me. Exactly what you'll be given the pressure on ABCD encirclement par. And ...... to refer such time what with me to I need assistance Is the nice, Is the good, and he does not anyway to me as a single person, such as ally. Parents, friends, country, all of the foolish Monodomo. Click here if to expose me to the hostility until there is a thought. It seems the time has come to execute the final strategy. Operation name "attack track the money" strategy's really simple. First of all it lurks in the side of the road. And, look for a gentle car as much as possible speed. Apart from the car and it may not be a track. The last is only dive in the car. Then, what is it! Imperceptibly's a dimension that the funds will come full of hand. I Upon exiting the park, and standing to hide the bad side of the road of the outlook. Truck, bus, passenger car is I go through the neighbor while out speed. ...... Stomach 's painful. Come and go car, per hour seventy kilometers have come up. It might become mince Once hit. No, it has become what the bearish! I'm a man who changed to create the world to break the world's false god dark matter. What to do with a feeling of fear in Shiki car. I'm there I'm chosen, I do not die. Then tens of minutes to watch hidden in inspired mind, I found the track to come to a crawl. We try to better look at the track. × ○ construction .... It's leading general contractors. Anyway, it probably earns Akudoku by adhesion and politicians. Fluoride. Its funds, sought got a false god dark matter! We fly out at once Mihakarai a suitable time the track crosses. "I false god dark - I, Hey Ja suddenly you doing to increase the speed - Goba~tsu" And, I was was as lost consciousness.
"Shiota of N ~"
"Yes" is called to accept, we head to with alacrity welfare consultation. "Shiota's. I kun, and I can no longer receiving" "Ee~tsu, Why!" the very beginning that person will blurt out that outrageous. Welfare, so-called Namapo is currently the only funding source of false god dark matter. My false god living it and is it not possible beneficiaries would be covered from the ground. I was greatly dismayed. "You know, I'll I be beneficiaries for those where there is a situation that is not able to work, but there is essentially welfare work motivation. You will able to work if I saw!" If, and stupid! My acting, based on aura that can not work emanating from my depression but should perfect .... ". No, but, this place I do not head have healed also painful chronic disease of depression is I do not very able to work, but -" . "You know, the reason that I do not want to work I do not have something eligibility And diagnosis if say depression Please bring a book, " What do ...... do me a doubt for! To roughly window is a always Kinoshita, it was copper? No way, and what you were fired? Oh my god! In so much easier, so much the group would not have the Kinoshita who have doing the indifferently business to understand me I did not even think. And, even though medical certificate is a pre-submitted to the Kinoshita, Why'm at this late hour necessary. "Medical certificate is ...... but we pass toward the former" man of the reception to hear my words retrieve the documents from the file. "I you, I is invalid certainly I had a medical certificate is also another ten years in front of a medical certificate. Will have already healed!" and "There, it can be said, has not yet fully recovered." "Well also new medical certificate Please submit to "the "I should was good even without previous beneficiaries is issued Nante new medical certificate -" . "Now I'm the mayor has become strict examination on behalf of especially this district unauthorized recipients and because there are many to do it is "have received particularly strictly white and Otasshi and that's what!? and ...... extra imitate. Although there will be things to do to others if the mayor. You can create a wasteful library, it is Ya scree that seems useless mayor to be and go on a business trip! ...... My only been cut Ya want the financial resources. WHAT YOU DO? Or try to negotiate. Money even becomes somehow after if I get ahead, things will also consider the measures after something or rather. Now it's receipt of this month. "Now, I do not have on hand the money. Later it got Could you before the beneficiaries because you have?" and "is useless. What about? When you work you are absolutely there is money," the man of the reception say so If you pass the employment information magazine, it took to drive out to go home and Iwanbakari. Damn, stupid small citizens, I think me and Who Ya want .... I'm a false god dark matter! What's unauthorized receipt, fool! We are thought to be able live in To Nounou anyone of thanks. Only if there is a great power of the false god, but the earth is in the safe. If there are no I would have been hijacked in the blink of an eye evil Monodomo such as global. I will be after the welfare office while so Boyaki. Gu~u ~ belly rang. Nothing do not eat from morning Speaking. Remove the wallet from Boketto, to confirm the contents. - Possession gold thirty-eight yen, not palm buy one rice ball. Tactics Trombone, classic but but damage is big. Evil Monodomo Me and Nikki spear. So, guys reach out to the finally state power for fear of false god dark matter, I mean that it took to crush its funding sources. The that was able to receipt until now, there could not be this contraption. However, the State is also pathetic. O~tsu manipulated to say to the evil person Our be .... Totally miserable, and miserable! What would also nations! I continued to cry while riding in one swing. Several tens of minutes after ...... Huh-employment or .... We try to flip through To fluent employment information magazine that was passed earlier. It is written that the "bright and is at home company. You can rewarding work". ...... What's bright at home company. Anyway such company I wonder forced participation mid employees travel and drinking. Then, raise hung if that will Hazureyo from the wheel, it must develop into bullying behavior. Deceived Renzo! Me black! You turn the next page. "Dial mind there is personnel wanted. My best as soon as in the store manager candidate, get used to executive candidates. I will Kanaeyo your dreams," it is written. ...... Motivated some to human resources wanted ~U? Dream or the Na? Company says such spirit theory by misunderstanding the business and guts theory Ya want. If it is not anyway able to achieve the quota, probably there is anachronistic of corporal punishment and mental homestretch. Deceived Renzo! Me black! I have began to examine the employment information magazine from corner to corner, which did not even listed only black companies also unexpected take even to stick to chopsticks. Fall, Fall, masses Renzo deceived the false god dark matter even fool! Ahhahhahha! I'm one person, I continued to cry Standing at the top of the jungle gym. Thirty minutes later ...... ...... or rely Huh ~ comrades Inoue. Inoue was my longtime friend, there is also the hand that surpass the current guy in with the help of gold. This lowers the head - no, not another guy comrade. Guy we had perpetrated a decisive betrayal. What's "Yantian also Think properly about the future because I'm a another good year." And bossy in to say that because a little can employment. It's at best go through life being exploited in pig both of capitalism. Poor thing, also tantamount became another you life of slavery. Even though the original was a comrade to fight along with the false god dark matter, and pathetic. Moreover, Inoue is the president of "loves meeting the elf," I have supported him for many years as its vice-president .... Yet not it also lends hand to my plight. This ungrateful th! Droppings, unexpected need like another friend. It has also been long ago abandoned by the parent. And, it was also abandoned by the State today. Evil Monodomo Me. Exactly what you'll be given the pressure on ABCD encirclement par. And ...... to refer such time what with me to I need assistance Is the nice, Is the good, and he does not anyway to me as a single person, such as ally. Parents, friends, country, all of the foolish Monodomo. Click here if to expose me to the hostility until there is a thought. It seems the time has come to execute the final strategy. Operation name "attack track the money" strategy's really simple. First of all it lurks in the side of the road. And, look for a gentle car as much as possible speed. Apart from the car and it may not be a track. The last is only dive in the car. Then, what is it! Imperceptibly's a dimension that the funds will come full of hand. I Upon exiting the park, and standing to hide the bad side of the road of the outlook. Truck, bus, passenger car is I go through the neighbor while out speed. ...... Stomach 's painful. Come and go car, per hour seventy kilometers have come up. It might become mince Once hit. No, it has become what the bearish! I'm a man who changed to create the world to break the world's false god dark matter. What to do with a feeling of fear in Shiki car. I'm there I'm chosen, I do not die. Then tens of minutes to watch hidden in inspired mind, I found the track to come to a crawl. We try to better look at the track. × ○ construction .... It's leading general contractors. Anyway, it probably earns Akudoku by adhesion and politicians. Fluoride. Its funds, sought got a false god dark matter! We fly out at once Mihakarai a suitable time the track crosses. "I false god dark - I, Hey Ja suddenly you doing to increase the speed - Goba~tsu" And, I was was as lost consciousness.
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Yes 」
admission to 」
「 called "dark matter to descend to the 」
「 shioda idle talk cheerfully and welfare consultation.
「 Shiota. You can't be more 」
「 Oh, why are you! " Once he blurts out too outrageous. The so-called life, Namaqualand e see dark matter is currently the only source of funds. It can't be my life to be covered. I am greatly dismayed her. You know,
「It is of benefit to be unable to work normally with the welfare to work. How do you view your work! " Stupid, too! I have the perfect performance of the aura of at least, I have to work from the depression. No, but I
「 of chronic pain, depression, but these days, I don't mind. So I don't work 」
「 -- you know, because I don't want to work is not qualified. 」
please bring to the certificate and depressionWhat... Do you doubt me! The window is always too about students, but what is the matter with you? Well, you were fired? It's what it is! So, did not let students understand me at least, so I had to work with. On the other hand, Mr. Kinoshita certificate submitted, but why do I need it now.
「 passed the certificate of his will. " TooListen to my words, and take out the papers from the file reception. I was sure you
「, certificate, but another ten years before the certificate is invalid. Now I will! " No,
「 -- good, but still have not completely recovered and then 」
「 also submit a new certificate of receipt of new 」
「 previous certificate is not issued 」
「 now mayor on behalf of the strict examination.What 」
especially in this area from the rolls are particularly severe injustice anyway and reached to have extra force to imitate. There will be other mayor do too. Useless, useless or library or to go on a business trip to the mayor and the like! And cut the sole of my finances with... What up? The negotiations. Even if you get the money after the first, and after it is also something to think about. Now the recipient of this month. Now,
「Your money. May I have a receipt after I have? "
「. If I have money, what do you work? " So the man says to the admission and employment information magazine, as much as to say, "come back out. Too stupid to the public, but who am I to believe... Dark matter to me too! What benefit fraud, fool! Thanks to everyone who's to think you can live with.God's great power is in the earth. Would you like it was hijacked by evil in the world to me. I'm too after a complaint with the office. ぐぅ rang through and too. I haven't eaten anything since morning, come to think of it. Out upon his wallet, and confirm the contents. Yen (1) -- well, money can't buy one ball. Well, it is a classic big damage. You do evil, be. TooYeah, they fear to dark matter at last to reach the state power, its source of funds that have killed. Until now, the recipient can click this time, not because it is there. But if the deplorable state. The evil we manipulated you wear... Completely miserable miserable, too! The state will also! Well I shouted one swing. After a sufficient number of... Too... Huh? Well... Job. Too
admission to 」
「 called "dark matter to descend to the 」
「 shioda idle talk cheerfully and welfare consultation.
「 Shiota. You can't be more 」
「 Oh, why are you! " Once he blurts out too outrageous. The so-called life, Namaqualand e see dark matter is currently the only source of funds. It can't be my life to be covered. I am greatly dismayed her. You know,
「It is of benefit to be unable to work normally with the welfare to work. How do you view your work! " Stupid, too! I have the perfect performance of the aura of at least, I have to work from the depression. No, but I
「 of chronic pain, depression, but these days, I don't mind. So I don't work 」
「 -- you know, because I don't want to work is not qualified. 」
please bring to the certificate and depressionWhat... Do you doubt me! The window is always too about students, but what is the matter with you? Well, you were fired? It's what it is! So, did not let students understand me at least, so I had to work with. On the other hand, Mr. Kinoshita certificate submitted, but why do I need it now.
「 passed the certificate of his will. " TooListen to my words, and take out the papers from the file reception. I was sure you
「, certificate, but another ten years before the certificate is invalid. Now I will! " No,
「 -- good, but still have not completely recovered and then 」
「 also submit a new certificate of receipt of new 」
「 previous certificate is not issued 」
「 now mayor on behalf of the strict examination.What 」
especially in this area from the rolls are particularly severe injustice anyway and reached to have extra force to imitate. There will be other mayor do too. Useless, useless or library or to go on a business trip to the mayor and the like! And cut the sole of my finances with... What up? The negotiations. Even if you get the money after the first, and after it is also something to think about. Now the recipient of this month. Now,
「Your money. May I have a receipt after I have? "
「. If I have money, what do you work? " So the man says to the admission and employment information magazine, as much as to say, "come back out. Too stupid to the public, but who am I to believe... Dark matter to me too! What benefit fraud, fool! Thanks to everyone who's to think you can live with.God's great power is in the earth. Would you like it was hijacked by evil in the world to me. I'm too after a complaint with the office. ぐぅ rang through and too. I haven't eaten anything since morning, come to think of it. Out upon his wallet, and confirm the contents. Yen (1) -- well, money can't buy one ball. Well, it is a classic big damage. You do evil, be. TooYeah, they fear to dark matter at last to reach the state power, its source of funds that have killed. Until now, the recipient can click this time, not because it is there. But if the deplorable state. The evil we manipulated you wear... Completely miserable miserable, too! The state will also! Well I shouted one swing. After a sufficient number of... Too... Huh? Well... Job. Too
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